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07 January 2009 @ 10:25 pm
Some 6-year-old kid tried to drive himself to school when he missed the bus: http://www.gamespot.com/news/blogs/sidebar/909182374/26738978/grand-theft-auto-teaches-6-year-old-to-drive.html
19 July 2008 @ 01:03 pm
Make sure to watch this by the end of the 19th, because it will be taken down on the 20th.


If you like Buffy, Angel, or Firefly, you'll like it.
11 July 2008 @ 12:39 am
If you are unable to connect to websites with browsers, but are able to ping out, then you must have just updated your Windows installation with Microsoft's latest patches from 07/08/08. You will have to turn off your ZA firewall and wait for a patch/update from either MS or Zonelabs. This seems to affect both Vista and XP.

I spent all day figuring this out for two friends who had this problem. Lots of fun.
12 March 2008 @ 04:44 pm
Shouldn't this stuff already be in the bible? Isn't modifying the word of a god wrong? Why wasn't the following addressed before? I know I'd be pissed if I was misquoted on some important stuff.

The New Mortal Sins
1.) genetic modification
2.) carrying out experiments on humans
3.) polluting the environment
4.) causing social injustice
5.) causing poverty
6.) becoming obscenely wealthy
7.) taking drugs


I think they should also add "8. making noise in a movie theater."

Make sure to study and reflect on the driver's commandments, as well. Unfortunately, the Vatican really erred when they overlooked "11. You shall not talk on the cell phone."

Anyway, I like the fact that the driver's commandments supersede the original ten commandments. #1 on the list of driver's commandments is "1.) You shall not kill."

Why would the Vatican repeat that there? It's already on the first list. The only explanation is that they're implying that the first list no longer needs to be followed while one is driving. Sounds pretty sacrilegious to me! The Vatican is now at odds with the bible.

I can't wait to start worshiping golden calves and coveting my neighbor's stuff while behind the wheel. What fun!

02 March 2008 @ 02:09 pm
Looks like it hurt.Collapse )
08 January 2008 @ 12:30 pm
86% John Edwards
86% Barack Obama
85% Hillary Clinton
79% Chris Dodd
78% Joe Biden
74% Bill Richardson
73% Mike Gravel
71% Dennis Kucinich
53% Rudy Giuliani
39% John McCain
35% Mitt Romney
35% Tom Tancredo
29% Mike Huckabee
22% Fred Thompson
17% Ron Paul

2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz

This is from jeisenne's journal, but overall I'm apathetic about everything so far.
26 December 2007 @ 07:17 pm
I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. Now I can't lose track of the recipe. This is transcribed directly from Christine's writing.

saltine crackers
2 sticks of butter/margarine
1/2 cup of sugar
12 ounce bag of chocolate chips
0 strips of bacon (edit by Mike)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Arrange crackers on a foil lined cookie sheet. Simmer butter and sugar, when melted pour over crackers evenly. Bake for 8 minutes. Remove from oven and sprinkle the whole bag of chocolate chips on crackers, and put it back in the oven for 1 - 2 minutes. Remove from oven and spread chips over crackers evenly. Let cool for 20 minutes, then set in refrigerator and let harden (6-8 hours). After hardened, break into pieces and store in fridge. Do not share this recipe with anyone for you will be instantly disemboweled and quartered. Enjoy!!!
26 December 2007 @ 10:59 am
...let me show you it

Also, I have offically converted from atheism to whatever the lolcatbible is talking about, effective immediately.